Showing posts with label phone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label phone. Show all posts

Saturday, 21 February 2009

Friday Night Phone Calls [3]

Bold - me
Italics - Customer (on phone)

Car Rental Company, Anon speaking
Hi, I need a car.

Okay miss, I can put in a reservation. When do you plan on picking the car up?
I... I'm sorry. What?!
(sounds offended...)

When were you planning on picking the car up?

[silence]

*click*

Wednesday, 4 February 2009

Friday Night Phone Calls [2]

Bold - Employee
Italics - Customer (on phone)

Car Rental Co, Anon speaking
Hi, do you rent cars?

Yes, we do sir.
Can I rent one?

Yes, you can sir.
Okay, I'd like to rent a car.

Okay sir - you will have to come to one of our branches - where do you live?
Oh, you don't deliver the car to me?

No sir - you will have to come to one of our branches and sign a contract.
This is an outrage! I shall report this to the local newspaper.

Uh... Okay sir
*click*

Tuesday, 20 January 2009

Friday Night Phone Calls [1]

Bold - Me
Italics - Caller (on phone)
10:30pm

Car Rental Company - Anon speaking


Uh, Who is this?

This is Anon.

Ah, I see. Hello Anon.

Hello sir.

I'm calling to inquire about a car.

Yes sir. How can I help you?

I had a car, but it's in the garage.

Okay sir.

When will it be out?

I don't know sir. Have you checked with your garage?


No.

(wtf) Better check in with them first then sir.

Oh. Allright. Bye.