Saturday, 28 March 2009


Bold - Employee
Italics - Customer

This car is too small.
Well sir, it's twice the size of what you paid for.

I want that Mercedes S350.
That's about $700 more per week

Can't you give it to me for free?
Uh. No sir.

Monday, 9 March 2009

Preemptive damage

So this customer walks in, and rents a car.
The car he's given is a regular sedan.

"So this is not a very tall car, it has a low clearance, right?"
-"Yes, that's right."

"So when you mark down scratches, can you mark a few dents at the bottom?"
-"Uh, why would I do that?"

"Well, it's a low car and it might get damaged."
-"Exactly, and you will have to pay if you damage it"

"But I don't want to pay..."
-"Then don't damage the car. I'm sorry sir, we don't work that way."