Thursday 22 January 2009

Luggage Concerns

Bold - Employee
Italics - Customer

Here you go sir. (Presenting customer with a car)

This is not big enough for me.

(Replaces car)

Here you go sir, bigger car.

I brought too much suitcase for 5 days.
Do you know why I brought so many suitcases?

No sir, I do not.

I don't know why.

OK sir...

What? The internet?

Bold - Employee
Italics - Customer (on phone)

Car rental company, Anon speaking

Hey, I need to rent a car.

Okay sir, give me your details please.

But I always book through Jennifer.

Sir, I don't know who that is, but I can book your car for you.

Will it be more expensive?

I don't know what prices you've been given, but it might be. You can try booking through the internet.

How do I do that?

Log on to our website.

What is that? Like ooh-ooh-ooh?

What?

How is the internet? Like ooh?

I don't understand sir.

I'll try and use the internets then. Thank you

Good day sir.

Tuesday 20 January 2009

Friday Night Phone Calls [1]

Bold - Me
Italics - Caller (on phone)
10:30pm

Car Rental Company - Anon speaking


Uh, Who is this?

This is Anon.

Ah, I see. Hello Anon.

Hello sir.

I'm calling to inquire about a car.

Yes sir. How can I help you?

I had a car, but it's in the garage.

Okay sir.

When will it be out?

I don't know sir. Have you checked with your garage?


No.

(wtf) Better check in with them first then sir.

Oh. Allright. Bye.

Brand new? Pfft

Bold - Employee
Italics - French customer

"Hey, I upgraded your car from a Hyundai Getz to a brand new Accent with 8 km on the meter"


-"I don't understand..."

"I upgraded your car.... You were supposed to get a Getz, I am giving you a brand new Hyundai Accent"

-"I'm sorry... Brand new?"

"Yes sir, brand new"

-"I dont understand, Is it not new?"

"IT IS BRAND NEW"

-"So not very new?"

"WE JUST GOT IT YESTERDAY IT HAS 8KM ON THE METER. IT IS THEREFORE BRAND NEW"

-"Oh. Okay...."