How lazy are you!?

So I've been asked this about a dozen times, but only by Americans.
"Does the car have automatic headlights?"

No car in our arsenal apart from the occasional Mercedes has automatic headlights.
The only thing that's automatic is the transmission.


"EVEN MY HYUNDAI AT HOME HAS AUTOMATIC HEADLIGHTS".
Well, good for you. Our Hyundai's don't.

"Typical. I should've known."

So this is to the Americans (why is no one else complaining about this?) -
HOW HARD IT IS TO TWIST THE STUPID KNOB AND MAKE THE LIGHTS GO ON!?
HOW LAZY HAVE YOU BECOME?

Edit: SO apparently these people mostly agree with me, about this guy complaining about the auto-headlights.